Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken.
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it's survival.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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